“If somebody comes up to you and says, ‘Hey, sexy rat man,’ they’re also calling you a hot rodent boyfriend,” Hager continued ...

For today's Pet of the Day, brought to you by Morgantown Bank & Trust, and today we'd like you to meet Stuart Little.

(Stuart Little, to be precise - just like Faist ... perhaps the Chinese zodiac - which believes rats to be among the most intelligent, popular and charming animals of the 12-year cycle ...