All Melody Sawyers wanted for Valentine’s Day was a companion, and her prayers were answered this year, but not in the way she was expecting.

Oh Screaming Tree Spirit of the Forest, whose ways are mysterious and whose Man is No-Eyed, we beseech thee: Release those ...

"My neighbor came out swinging her broom and started screaming at the man, so he let go of me and drove off. Pretty sure she ...